Happy New Year! This is typically when people think about goals for the year ahead, and I’ll admit I fall into that trap. But I like to set the bar low for any resolutions. Really low, so I’m almost guaranteed to feel smug by December.
So, none of this losing weight, or becoming neat and tidy. I would fail. This year I’m aiming to have matching underwear more often. Cross your fingers for me, I have a terrible track record at this!
The goal to lose weight must still be a favourite though, as all of the lifestyle sites I read are currently full of tips and tricks to lose weight without trying. Which is fine, but this one nearly made me choke on my coffee. Can you imagine trying to hold a conversation with someone doing these “hard to notice” movements?!
“So anyway, Claire, then I told my boss-”
*fingers tapping on the table*
“Sorry, am I annoying you? We don’t have to talk about work.”
“No, it’s fine, please continue.”
“OK… So I told my boss-”
“Seriously, what have I done?”
I’ll stick with the gym, I think.